The WineRack
My cups runneth over
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You can keep your technological breakthroughs and advances in medical science; when a product involves boobies and booze, top retailers (okay, us) stand up and listen. Ladies and gentlemen (well, gentlemen with especially sagging pecs), introducing the WineRack™.
I must, I must,
I must increase my bust
This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill up with wine or whatever and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the WineRack’s adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this, girls’ nights out will never be the same again. As for boys’ nights out, well, the mind boggles.
Pour the alcohol into the polyurethane bra
Just think, secretly guzzling from your gazongas means no more waiting in line and paying for overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games. The savings from just one event will pay for your WineRack™ and still leave you with enough change to buy some pretzels - not that you’ll be buying anything for yourself with a chest this impressive.
The special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder
Hides inside the black bra
As well as its revolutionary booze-concealing benefits, the WineRack™ increases your cup size by two full cups (cue sound of guys cheering/leering). But that’s hardly surprising because this ingenious dual-purpose shoulder-boulder holder can carry up to 25 ounces of liquid - that’s an entire bottle of wine and a whole lot of extra boobage - talk about vino and va va voom!
As you can imagine, the WineRack™ is set to fly off the shelves faster than you can say ‘I hope that’s Pinot Grigio you’re drinking,’ so we suggest you hit the Buy button before the entire female population discovers this totally amazing boozing accessory. Nice rack!
The WineRack
My cups runneth over
Click to enlarge
Press Reviews Videos Your Photos Customer Reviews Amy WineRack™
You can keep your technological breakthroughs and advances in medical science; when a product involves boobies and booze, top retailers (okay, us) stand up and listen. Ladies and gentlemen (well, gentlemen with especially sagging pecs), introducing the WineRack™.
I must, I must,
I must increase my bust
This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill up with wine or whatever and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the WineRack’s adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this, girls’ nights out will never be the same again. As for boys’ nights out, well, the mind boggles.
Pour the alcohol into the polyurethane bra
Just think, secretly guzzling from your gazongas means no more waiting in line and paying for overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games. The savings from just one event will pay for your WineRack™ and still leave you with enough change to buy some pretzels - not that you’ll be buying anything for yourself with a chest this impressive.
The special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder
Hides inside the black bra
As well as its revolutionary booze-concealing benefits, the WineRack™ increases your cup size by two full cups (cue sound of guys cheering/leering). But that’s hardly surprising because this ingenious dual-purpose shoulder-boulder holder can carry up to 25 ounces of liquid - that’s an entire bottle of wine and a whole lot of extra boobage - talk about vino and va va voom!
As you can imagine, the WineRack™ is set to fly off the shelves faster than you can say ‘I hope that’s Pinot Grigio you’re drinking,’ so we suggest you hit the Buy button before the entire female population discovers this totally amazing boozing accessory. Nice rack!
My, how time flies…ugh. I can’t believe I just said that…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ablBCBK9ZHM&eurl=http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/9171/
It’s not that we’ve gotten lazy as a species, far from it! We’re more productive now than we’ve ever been, but with more and more work to do, we have to create time by cutting down on late night raids on Molten Core, ordering fast-food, talking on the phone while driving… The only time we have left is spent sleeping. Now you have to stay up late and get up early in an effort to get more done.
Waking up after a pitiful five hours of sleep has its own challenges, though. At ThinkGeek, we’re always looking for new ways to haul your lazy butt out of bed. Normal alarm clocks wake you up with loud noises to jar you into wakefulness, however we’ve become accustomed to the snooze-bar… Now, it’s become muscular instinct to flail your hands roughly in the direction of the noise, and smack! Nine more minutes of blissful unconsciousness. No more.
The Flying Alarm Clock wakes you up with a loud shrieking alarm coupled with a little propeller-driven key that leaps off your nightstand. To turn off the horrible racket, you have to get out of bed and retrieve the key. The propeller flies the key high into the air and off into some dusty corner. You have to force your sleep addled brain into wakefulness, move your stiff legs and retrieve the key before the alarm goes off. By the time you’ve done so, you’re awake enough at least to go make a pot of coffee.
Ian Shook writes:
I recently picked up a pair of “Chicago Cutlery” brand scissors. I don’t know if it was an intended feature to make the blades separate for easy cleaning, but they tend to separate while in use.
When opened up close to all the way, the lock keeping the blades together disengages. I’ve cut myself twice. Fortunately, I was wearing shoes the third time they fell apart.
Work Life balance. Love, kindness and role models. Where have they
gone and where is it going.
In design centers, pilanthropy and cause related calls to action are
all one and the same in peoples lives. Do a report on the state of
Atlanta’s creative community, and find out how integrated cause,
community and work really are, or are they polarized in people’s
lives. #1. Work. #2. Give back if there’s time left over. Versus #1
Live knowing ideas are limitless, and recipients will always
appreciate good deeds and good willed people.
Hmmm. A quote. Not sure. Pick it apart and let me know what you
come up with as a “ghost writer” - before you submit your report of
course.
A
On 4/15/08, Jeff McCloud wrote:
Andreas,
I have a presentation about social issues in design on Thursday. Would you
mind giving me a quote about a particular issue that is important to you? I
appreciate it.
Thanks,
Jeff
Reef sandals bottle opener
Bob Sifniades points out:
These Reef sandals have a bottle opener built into the sole, which is convenient, and a very clever design, but not very sanitary. Who knows what you walked on before you open the bottle with the bottom of your sandal!
